I have a beautiful wife, an intelligent son, and a daughter. We all landed in a UFO 
together in 1942 in Delta, Pennsylvania. We moved to Area 51 to feel
at home in our new world. My wife, Mrs. Snyder, speaks spanish and I cannot understand a word she says. My son, John, is a mastermind and I love him more than anyone. He is my pride and joy. I don't know anything about my daughter. We don't talk about her. I think her name is Julia.
We like to spend time together as a family. We love spending time with John Dooley because he is a professional bob sledder. Mike Armeni is also a lot of fun to hang out with because he is a professional boxer. Sometimes we spend time with John Dooley and Mike Armeni at the same time, boxing each other while we bob sled. When we aren't spending time with Dooley and Armeni, we listen to my crazy wife. We have no idea what she is saying, but it's funny to listen to her. I love my family.
My wife has a crazy website in her language.
So do I.
Wife's crazy website
My crazy website
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